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'Young Conservatives- If you are between 16 and 24, have a side-parting, lips fixed in a permanent semi-sneer and a braying laugh then you can join the Young Conservatives. Activities include throwing bread rolls around restaurants; pipe-smoking (traditionally tobacco but usually cannabis for the modern young conservative); getting drunk on Pimms and beating up a tramp; and snorting cocaine from the ample breasts of a millionaire's daughter.'
'Take from the Rich, give to the poor. Simple' David Cameron on Party Politics'